Names changed to protect the protagonists

March 8 1983

Commentary: I had several crushes on men growing up, these were two.

On hearing of certain exploits between S.D. and a certain spelunker......

Ah, the effects of love!!
Ah, the effects of love!!
You, so scared
Me, so .... scared?
Ha, ha, ha -
I'm sorry, it's funny!
You, so scared....
Ah, the effects of love.
You didn't know you could love
a friend, did you?
It's neat.
Who knows better
than your friend
what kind of love you want/need?
AH, THE EFFECTS OF LOVE!!
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Oh, funny, funny, funny --
<Name>, ha, ha, ha!!
I just can't believe it -
you, calm, cool, "boring" as you said -
ha, ha, ha -
<Name> gotcha, didn't he?
College really does -
    liberalize
one, doesn't it?
Ha, ha, ha.

WE DO THESE THINGS
BECAUSE WE WANT TO
OR BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE WANT US TO
OR....
FOR SOME OTHER REASON